If it’s been longer than five days, you can buy an inexpensive pregnancy test at most drug stores or dollar stores, or you might be able to get a test for free at your local health clinic or Planned Parenthood health center.The tests are easy—just pee on a stick or in a cup.The mouth and butt are not connected to the vagina, so there’s no way for sperm to meet an egg. Orgasms are a totally independent phenomenon and are not related to when an egg is released. Sperm can swim up, down, sideways, in all directions, so you can get pregnant no matter how creative you get with positions.Gravity cannot prevent sperm from reaching your egg.If your question is time sensitive, we recommend calling the San Francisco Sex Information (SFSI) hotline at 415-989-SFSI (7374) or contacting a health care provider.You may also want to check out our sequel to this post, Um, can I get pregnant if…? which looks at pregnancy risk under various circumstances.
Note: We do our best to respond to questions in the comments, but if we’ve already answered your question in the article or another comment, we may not answer it again.We’re here to help you stay informed, but only a medical professional can advise you on personal health concerns.After launching “21 Jump Street,” “Neighbors” and “Trainwreck,” South by Southwest has a proven track record for catapulting studio comedies into the mainstream.And now, it looks like the Austin festival has another hit on its hands.“Blockers,” a sweet and raunchy coming-of-age story, played through the roof at the Paramount Theater on Saturday night, met with spontaneous laughter and cheers.